It is in the fate of every Malayalee girl with a mobile phone or a yahoo messenger to be constantly inundated (that's flooded, don't run for your dictionaries YET) by propositions of
"Can I be your friend?"... Here's my reply!!

(Note Please: I don't like bad grammar and punctuation, so all these questions are written in almost-correct English, edited to read better.... I did NOT get them like this!)Online Queries

Question : "You are very pretty. Can I be your friend?"
Shruti Fraud answers: (You remember her, don't you?) "You seem rather superficial. Can you be my doormat?"

Question: "I went through your Orkut profile. You seem very interesting. Can I be your friend?"
Shruti Fraud: "Yeah, you can. But you've to answer a pop quiz based on my profile. Quick, which class do I study in??"

Question: "You seem to be intelligent and well read and ... interesting (there's THAT word again!). Can I be your friend?"
Shruti Fraud: "No thanks, I choose to exercise my intelligence!"

Shruti: "Hey, who are you? Why did you add me on Yahoo?"
Question: "I have heard about what a

kidilam

you are. Can I be your friend?"
Shruti Fraud: "Sure, just keep massaging my ego like that... Could you get that spot behind my back as well!?"

In Real Life

Question: "Setup aayo?"
Shruti: "HUH? What brought that on?"
Shruti Fraud: "Yeah, just have to install LoveSucks.exe"

Weird Phone Call's Question: "Hullo I am ******, Can I be your friend?"
Shruti: "Uhm I don't know you!"
Voice: "You know me, my name's ******."
Shruti Fraud: "Listen you #$# Ass, I know the Prime Minister's name is Manmohan Singh, does that mean I

KNOW

him?"

Some people never learn.....